A long while since updating this ol' thing.

Since last time:
Turned 16 (unsurprisingly)
Got GCSE results (6 A*s, 4 As)
Started A-level studies (Further maths, Chemistry, Physics, German)
Aaaaaaaand... had a couple of haircuts.
Not that you'd probably notice.

Also discovered a rather interesting game involving a stick figure, a truck, and a brick wall. I'll leave the rest to your imaginations, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

I recommend trying this, and if you would like to, the game is called "Truck Dismount" and is available for free here.
And that's about it.... Until 6 months' time, when I start looking at this again!

Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh.
Been a while since I last posted on (or particularly cared about) this space.
So, what's changed, what's changed.

Since I last posted, my hair is considerably longer and curlier. My sister is also a year older and one thousand times more annoying (If that was even possible).
I'm now in the middle of my GCSE exams (Got 2 weeks left of them, next is maths on monday afternoon).
Also since I last posted, my dog was run over . This happened about February-ish, but thankfully he's on the mend. A bit too boistrous for his own good though.

My photos are all on Flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jezthepie

Not really much else happened recently. Bought the new RHCP album yesterday, and it is excellent. I would highly recommend it to anyone who is a Peppers fan. And even a few who aren't.


On that note,

Byeeeeeeeeee.



(Almost forgot. My personal message on the moment on MSN is an anagram of the "Type a personal message" thing. For the purposes of people who aren't on my list (jeremywilkinson@hotmail.com), the message currently reads "A manageress yelps 'Poet!'".)

Ah well... This morning's entry sucked, as it meant that I missed my bus... both of them. They went past as soon as I got to the bottom of the drive. Got taken to a stop further on by mum.

Then when I got on the bus I ended up sitting next to a psycho year 7 person who kept blaring out Jamster ringtones from his phone. I eventually found ways of making him see things my way and shutting him up but in the meantime SO IRRITATING! But then again, yr 7s will be yr 7s, and almost all of them will strive to annoy on contact. Bloody frog!

So then I got to school and all was well. Someone in my year hadn't done their German essay about health for homework and ended up doing it in the playground at lunchtime (He did 1 and a half lines. Translation of his work: "I take a lot of drugs. I drink loads of alcohol. I am allergic to Germans"). Fair enough, it's a well known fact that he doesn't get on well with the German teacher anyway.

I may or may not have mentioned previously that I have school exams the week after next, so I will need to get some revision in soon. The thing that really sucks about it is the fact that I have both language tests (French and German) on the same day, possibly the same morning. Ah well, just like the coursework, head down, get on with it, don't complain too much yadda yadda yadda... at least this year it's nothing official. Next year come the GCSEs, and let's just say that I'm not looking forward to them with open arms.

Nothing else to say now, except that a new album (Demon Days) came out today which I wanted to get, but unfortunately don't have enough money for. I really need to start looking for an evening job. My mum suggested delivering papers on wednesdays but I couldn't find anything. Ideas anyone?

One last comment and this is in no way meant to hint at anything... but has anyone else noticed that U and I are next to each other on the keyboard? I've only just noticed this and it slightly...unnerves me because of all the dodgy chat-up lines I've heard about (you know what I mean, the stupid ones that go "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together")

Anyway, better be off now as it is 10 and parents will soon be shouting at me to go to bed.

Bye all

--Jez

Well i have to l4eave for school in about 12 mins so this will only be short...

First an explanation about the photos. Most of them are random things I found on my dad's laptop while looking through (my pc won't work with the upload for some reason) This includes photos of me edited by my little sister and a load of political spoofs. I have quite strong political views but basically anything with humour goes in. Then I decided to search through some more things on my USB drive and found a few random cat pics (the animation you may need to pause the slideshow for) and a couple of pics edited by me.

There is much more to come but that will have to wait as i have to go now.

--Byeeeee!

--Jez

Last Thursdaya Japanese exchange student named Masaaki (I think that's how it's spelled) came to my school. He is staying in my form and going along ot my maths lessons for the next year. Many people are messing around with his electronic Japanese <-> English dictionary, as you can guess (Use your imagination here).

Last Saturday my dad left for Dubai on a business trip. My little sis Chaz broke her thumb by shutting it in a car door. She and my mum ended up waiting in Kent&Sussex Hospital in Tunbridge Wells for about 2 hours, and Chaz was trated for about an hour, since there were only 2 nurses working there at the time. I went into town to look around the shops a little.

Sunday was St. Georges' Parade with Explorers. Only me and 6 others from the explorer group bothered to show up. My grandparents came over for the day and left after dinner.

Monday - found a way to get on MSN in the middle of my German lesson. Translated my MSN screen name into German (so it was The Magical Musical Edible Spongeman, and is now Der Magisch Musikalisch Essbar Vorteigmann). Nothing else happened.

Nothing interesting on Tuesday really.

Dad got back from Dubai on Wednesday. Went skiing for the first time in my life (dry-slope) with Explorers. Wasn't very good at stopping, but could go VERY fast. (not always a good thing). Fell off the ski lift 3 times, which was kinda embarassing. It was about 2 hours, from 7:30 'til 9:30 PM. Great fun though!

Thursday - rediscovered Gorillaz. Transferred it over to my MP3 player. Began bidding on a copy of their DVD on eBay.

Yesterday - again not much. Except me and Dad booked a pair of tickets to see Rammstein at the NEC in Birmingham.

Today - It is now 12:40. Mum, Dad and Chaz are out in town getting Mum a new phone. I am left here because my mate Lewis is coming here later today and I am here in case he shows up early. Dog completely zonked out. He is lying down, asleep, on the sofa in the living room.

I am now officially know as the Magical, Musical, Edible Spongeman. You may think this is strange. Take some time to look at my photo. Kind of a suitable name for this person, don'tcha think?

I have also begun my "death to office assistants" motifs, featuring each and every one of the office assistants from office 2003 with their head on a pike. Life-size. I began with Rocky, because he seemed the easiest to edit. And also no-one else in the room was editing him at the time.

More of those when I have more time, methinks. I have now developed a perhaps unhealthy obsession of listening to Jon Culshaw's prank calls he did on BBC Radio 1. And things from http://www.rathergood.com. I know this for sure because I have added half the MP3s there to my MP3 player. And my "tunes to work by" playlist. I think I may have to see someone about this. Perhaps when I begin caring.

Oh, and sometimes people ask me why I am called Jez the Pie everywhere.... This is because when I rejoined Runescape (I know, sad ain't it?) after forgetting my password I needed something that hadn't been used. I thought of Jezza, which is my nickname to most people, and pie as in "MMM pie" from "weebl and bob" which can be seen here - http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk. It has basically stuck with me for EVERYTHING I need to use a username for, as it is definitely something no-one esle is going to dare to use

So that's it for today's random things. I will post the motifs at a later date when I have made a full set. If it is possible to post a photo with a comment, please post pics of any assistants which are not available in 2003 (the really old ones like will) as I really would like a full set if possible.

Well, nothing interesting happening so not much to report. Kinda bored and weighed down by a load of coursework but i can *just about* manage. Everything is kinda falling ontop of me and i'm tryin not 2 let it get 2 much

Ah well best keep my head down and get on with it !

 

(and because of this stupid firewall i can't upload a photo album...)